Sunday, September 27, 2009

Book Review: The Twits by Roald Dahl (1916 - 1990)

The Twits: Book Review
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Status: Read
Rating: 100 out of 100
Author: Roald Dahl (1916 - 1990)
Illustrator: Quentin Blake (1932 - )
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Then it was enjoying, now it's nastiness. Mr. and Mrs. Twit are a nasty couple who live in England. Every Wednesday, they eat Bird Pie made from the birds on their tree which is coated with HUGTIGHT Glue. They do nasty things to each other, like when Mrs. Twit put worms in Mr. Twit's spaghetti. Whenever birds come on the tree, their monkeys shout (in African) " DON'T REST ON THAT TREE! IT IS COATED WITH GLUE!". But the birds speak English and can't understand African and get stuck on the tree. One day, a Roly Poly bird (who knows English and African) comes to England. She stops other birds from getting stuck on the tree. The monkeys hatch a plan to turn Mr. and Mrs. Twit upside down when they come into the house.
The birds and the monkeys lift the carpet and attach it to the ceiling with HUGTIGHT Glue. They turn the furniture upside-down and place it on the carpet and paint the entire house with HUGTIGHT Glue. One minute later, Mr. and Mrs. Twit come into the house and are glued to the house forever with HUGTIGHT Glue!